For an earthquake safety drill we have
to duck and cover. When I point it out, my students are
astonished by the amount of gum stuck under our desks. We practice “It’s
gross!” “It’s icky!” “It’s disgusting!” When the bell rings we
crawl out from under the tables and I don a yellow hardhat, carry a
sign with my room number and march students to the parking lot.
There’s an orange vest somewhere in my classroom but I don’t spend a lot of
time looking for it. An administrator doesn’t admonish me for not
wearing the vest but does point out that my bra strap is showing, the
result, I'm certain, of crawling under a gum laden table.
I show my class some drop-and-cover videos
and we talk about earthquake kits. I print bilingual forms from
the Red Cross to help families strategize and prepare for a
disaster. I show them my portable cell phone charger and tell
them to keep comfortable shoes and cash in their cars. We talk about
water purification and moving beds away from windows.
“Buy a battery-operated radio,” I implore them. I
show them the map of all the California fault-lines and aver forcefully that an
earthquake is inevitable.
At Casamurphy we usually can’t find a
flashlight. I’m not a big water drinker so I doubt that there’s much on
hand. Our bed is directly adjacent to two large windows. My
car holds about 80 cents in parking change. There was a screw up from
Amazon Fresh and I received twelve cans of tuna instead of the single one I’d
ordered, so at least there’s that. And I do know where the
can-opener is.
As hypocrisy seems to be the theme of the week. (Not
that it hasn’t been a theme since the 1960s, but I am having a particularly banner
week.) I am to present a workshop for ESL teachers at a conference. The
title is: Refresh and Reboot--How do we make as warm a place for
ourselves as we strive to create in the classroom. This ESL teacher is addicted
to broadcast and online news. Not to mention tobacco. Most of my
non-teaching or planning-to-teach time is spent in a prone position switching
from CNN to MSNBC and Huffington Post to Politico. Or, smoking on
the front porch.
In addition to the fun earthquake drill, it is a testing
week. As is next week. Actually, most weeks.
The tests are not, as my dementia plague mother said, in an outdoor voice, at a
crowded theater during the opening electrocution scene of Slumdog Millionaire,
"not my cup of tea." (I thought it was a Bollywood dance film.)
The content isn’t up to date. There are check and message
writing questions and the booklet itself is tacky but not quite enough so to
make it quaint. The practice materials, with the exception of an
online study by district-licensed Burlington English, are mostly
useless.
My students say that they prefer the high-end
videogame-like activities on Burlington. Literally, sort of like Bartleby
the Scrivener, as they file out, my students are barred at the door until
they tell me “I prefer Schoology,” or “I prefer worksheets,
or the highly more popular, “I prefer "Burlington.”
Schoology is a districtwide communication system
with a function for teachers to create digital assignments and assign them
for students to practice on their phones. Unfortunately,
Schoology might take a prize for the most counter-intuitive platform ever
created. The student log-ins and passwords are very long and
filled with punctuation. The site is confusing to navigate and very
clunky for making lessons.
Most of my students have Burlington on their
phones and in the morning, I use it on the classroom computers. Many
of my a.m. students, including 85-year-old Celia, have never held a
mouse. The Burlington site is so well designed that students
who have never operated a computer are able to figure it out instantly.
I haven’t bothered with Schoology at my morning branch
site but there are six computers in the room. We use the Ventures
textbook. It doesn’t appeal to me aesthetically but there are several
features that I like. Each chapter is accompanied by printable worksheets
designed for three different levels of ability. There are also printable collaborative
activities, which I use. I was however spending a lot of time cutting up many
squares or strips of paper. The instructions say to have the students cut
them up but if they do that, they already know the order of the conversation or
vocabulary matches. Now I try to keep ahead on copying and I get
students to cut stuff up about a week before it’s to be used.
The digital component is called Ventures Arcade.
It’s handsome and there is a good variety of activities. Arcade aligns
completely to the units in the book. Say I’ve covered Unit 3, section B, the
digital corollary only has about 5 minutes of activity, which doesn’t really
merit logging on to the computer. Students continue past what we’ve
covered in the book and grow confused and frustrated. It is best
used at the end of a unit, so infrequently. Based on the most recent
information I have (not super recent) there is no Ventures Arcade application
for cellphone.
My morning class is dinky and far less energetic than
my evening class. My morning ladies ask me about the
evening class. “You like it better. Right?” “No, of course
not!” I lie. It occurs to me that most of these women are stuck at
home, taking care of kids. They whisper and giggle in warm
sorority during our break, while I urge them to partake heartily of
all the student breakfast leftovers. While they lack
the spirited curiosity of my evening students, they teem with empathy
and sensitivity. While I love the raucous nighters, I am the
teacher and they are the students. My morning ladies don’t really
have the liberty to explore their environs but unlike my night folks, they are
curious about me. And they very much enjoy the Youtube video
about making French toast with stale bread. Sometimes it is
difficult to figure out managing a small number of students at vastly different
levels of proficiency, but they are patient if a lesson goes awry and it
is always cozy.
This week it’s the CASAS reading test, which is
administered three times during the school year. Test answers are recorded
by students on a bubble-in form. There is a completely different column
for practice questions, and it is difficult to convey to beginning students
that the practice questions are recorded on a completely different part of
the form. The form is recently modified. “Non-binary” is a new
selection. Cool. But couldn’t they have gotten rid
of some of the confusing junk while the form was being revised?
Carmen, wan and shaking slightly, approaches my
desk. She’s applied for MediCal. She has a letter from DPSS with
instructions in about seven different languages. They are difficult to
comprehend in the two in which I am familiar. I don’t know about the
others. I am able to suss out that she’s been issued a
case number and that there is a number to call for a status check. Her
landlady has told her that the letter means that she’s being deported. Perhaps
she wants Carmen to move out of a rent-controlled
apartment. I assure Carmen that Social Services
is separate from Immigration. We both need a Kleenex. I explain to
the students that while the textbook teaches the word “tissue,” most Americans
use the brand name.
Marvin tells me he’s struggling with Charles
Bukowski in English and I turn up my nose. He is relieved that he doesn’t have
to like him. I suggest that if he has a penchant for great literature, at
this point, as a very high achieving Level 1 student, he is better off
reading in Spanish and waiting a bit on the American canon. I
suggest Roberto Bolono and he is happy with this choice. Marvin
is my go-to guy. "Erase the board." "Help
Eva." "Hand out these books." He lopes out and I yell at
him, “Where are you going? Make sure that the iPads are plugged
in." I reward duties performed with the name of a band that
I think he’ll like. He’d gotten my attention on the first night, arriving in
a Joy Division t-shirt. I haven’t conveyed to him the extent to
which he’s alleviated my morass. I’ve been on an “all-news, all the time”/Camel
non-filter diet since the 2016 election and have deprived myself of
music. Now, the challenge of finding artists that Marvin approves of reopens
this avenue of pure pleasure.
For the first time, Marvin is absent. No big
deal but then, he misses a second night. I text him. “You ok?”
Radio silence. My first thought is ICE. Marvin has no idea of
the extent to which my psychic wellbeing depends lately on finding
tunes for him. The next day I text him half a dozen question
marks. I am tempted to phone him but fear that would seem too
stalky. Finally, he texts me, “I’m ok. Just moving.” He
returns to class in time for the CASAS test.
I make students put their finger on the
practice column and walk around the room to make sure that they understand, practice
questions are on one side, real questions are on the other. I don’t
need to bother checking Marvin out. He’s in the middle of Bolano’s 2666
after all. Marvin turns in his bubbled form, and I notice that
he’s written in numbers by hand. I interpret this as some sort of
fooling-around-with- the-boring-test gesture until he fesses up that he’s
completed the practice questions in the wrong column. “The computer
isn’t going to get it,” I explain and make him take a picture, erase the whole
test and re-bubble his answers in the correct spot. He grudgingly
complies and I give him a twofer of Steely Dan (Aja and Can’t Buy a
Cheap Thrill) which I suspect are up his alley.
This post is dedicated to my best friend, Bob Harper, who turns seven years older than I am on the day this will publish. Bob is one of California's best advocates for adult education. I met him at my first teaching gig a zillion years ago. Only due to his tutelage of my eldest son, is Bob displaced as the designated creator of my funeral mix tape. I was fortunate to meet him at what he claims is the last CCAE conference he'll attend and was very proud to introduced to scads of admirers as his best friend. Happy 10-26
Illustration-Paula Rego, 1969 Sit
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