Friday, January 20, 2017

A handful of Black Friday haiku


Now it's a done deal.
Prevaricator in chief
Wake me in four years.

Reagan, Bush times two,
Even lyin' Dickie Nixon
now seem so benign.


Kellyanne Conway
has feminist role model.
Cruella DeVille


The Cabinet

White male cabinet?
Most minorities too smart?
Kakistocracy.

All Secretaries
combined, have higher IQ
than a chest of drawers.


DEPARTMENT OF STATE
Rex Tillerson

Tillerson, Boy Scout,
Exxon Mobil CEO,
Vladimir's bestie.

DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
Steven Mnuchin

Hollywood Mnuchin
Goldman Sachs and foreclosures
greed and bad movies.

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
General James Mattis

Maddog Mattis says
“Be polite to those you meet,
but plan to kill them.”

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
Jeff Sessions

Who needs voting rights?
asks 'Bama Jeffrey Sessions.
Is justice still blind?

DEPARMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
General John Kelly

General Kelly
Knows less than Trump 'bout Isis
Do you feel safe now?

DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
Tom Price

Doc Tom Price is rare.
Has worked in real government!
And lined his pockets.

DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT
Ben Carson

Doctor Ben Carson
dispels the time worn myth that
brain surgeons are smart.

DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
Rick Perry

Governor Perry
“Energy” his “oops” moment,
now fox in henhouse.

DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
Andrew Puzder


Andrew Pudzer loves
sexy girls eating burgers
minimum wage not.

DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
Elaine Chao


Elaine Chao may be fine
but for one big “ick” factor
Mitch McConnell's wife.

DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Betsy DeVos

Christian school vouchers
Defending kids from grizzlies
She'll learn us real good.

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Ryan Zinke

Heck, we got plenty!
58 National Parks
Let's drill baby drill!


DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE
Wilbur Ross

How many workers
lost jobs so that Wilbur Ross
could amass billions?

SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE
Sonny Purdue

Statehouse prayers for rain.
Sonny is a great last pick,
one more old white dude.




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