Now
it's a done deal.
Prevaricator
in chief
Wake
me in four years.
Reagan,
Bush times two,
Even
lyin' Dickie Nixon
now
seem so benign.
Kellyanne
Conway
has
feminist role model.
Cruella
DeVille
The Cabinet
White
male cabinet?
Most minorities too smart?
Kakistocracy.
All
Secretaries
combined,
have higher IQ
than
a chest of drawers.
DEPARTMENT OF STATE
Rex Tillerson
Tillerson, Boy Scout,
Exxon Mobil CEO,
Vladimir's bestie.
DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
Steven Mnuchin
Hollywood Mnuchin
Goldman Sachs and
foreclosures
greed and bad movies.
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
General James Mattis
Maddog Mattis says
“Be polite to those you
meet,
but plan to kill them.”
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
Jeff Sessions
Who needs voting rights?
asks 'Bama Jeffrey
Sessions.
Is justice still blind?
DEPARMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
General John Kelly
General Kelly
Knows less than Trump
'bout Isis
Do you feel safe now?
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
Tom Price
Doc Tom Price is rare.
Has worked in real
government!
And lined his pockets.
DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN
DEVELOPMENT
Ben Carson
Doctor Ben Carson
dispels the time worn myth
that
brain surgeons are smart.
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
Rick Perry
Governor Perry
“Energy” his “oops”
moment,
now fox in henhouse.
DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
Andrew Puzder
Andrew Pudzer loves
sexy girls eating burgers
minimum wage not.
DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
Elaine Chao
Elaine Chao may be fine
but for one big “ick”
factor
Mitch McConnell's wife.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Betsy DeVos
Christian school vouchers
Defending kids from
grizzlies
She'll learn us real good.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Ryan Zinke
Heck, we got plenty!
58 National Parks
Let's drill baby drill!
DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE
Wilbur Ross
How many workers
lost jobs so that Wilbur
Ross
could amass billions?
SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE
Sonny Purdue
Statehouse prayers for
rain.
Sonny is a great last
pick,
one more old white dude.
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