Hipster
racism.
Skin
color doesn't matter,
just
eating fast food.
Now,
post Columbine,
single
digit mass shootings
just
not newsworthy.
Senators
drooling
to
de-fund Planned Parenthood,
not
immune from clap.
Ten dead in Roseburg.
Obama not welcome there.
Love guns more than kids.
Dumb Americans.
But not the worst of the worst.
Vladimir Putin
Dumb Americans.
But not the worst of the worst.
Vladimir Putin
Heatwave
in L.A.
Sports
events and Obama
Thank
God for Netflix
The
Broad Museum.
His
monument to himself
and
ugly houses.
Mentally
challenged?
The
man performs surgery?
Ben
Carson for Prez?
Donald
Trump has peaked
now
on to the next new thing.
Scads
more bad choices
It
is a comfort.
In
first place four years ago
was
Michelle Bachman
But
you must admit
that
Michelle Bachman's husband
is
just fabulous
What's
done in his name
by
people who hate and fear
would
make Jesus sad
And then there's Islam:
The infidels and women
Mohammed sad too.
Sheldon Adelson
won't let my people go.
No good for the Jews.
Kevin McCarthy
won't be speaker of the house.
Gingrich looks not bad
Except for murder,
there's limitations statue.
Bill Cosby relieved.
Achtung Volkswagen
We're sorry for our war crimes.
What's a little smog?
Grand Central Market.
But no one goes to Eggslut.
The line's way too long.
Dancing with the Stars.
Chaka Kahn first voted off.
Why not Paula Deen?
Just like a phoenix,
Clifton's Cafeteria!
Even green jello.
New season Homeland.
It all depends on Carrie,
On or off her meds?
2 comments:
Yes, "Carrie's Off Her Meds" is a great band name, we agree. I bet this will be a big blog hit, let's wait and see. xxx from me
"Carrie's Off Her Meds" sounds more like an off kilter Judy Blume book, but maybe that's just me.
It is not difficult to fall into the 'Americans are dumb' mindset these days,especially when listening to our venal politicians.
Then I remember the teenager who knocked over my would-be mugger while I waited for the subway. A bad ass gangbanger was my personal white knight that day.
Loved the Ben Carson remark,thought I was the only one scratching my head every time he speaks.
sophie
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